Unisys 

A lame services company that is barely holding on by the skin of it's teeth. They don't manufacture anything they sell, and once a customer realizes they have been paying 6 times what something is worth through Unisys, they give up the Unisys gig.

Let's see, 300.00 for that printer from Staples, or 4000.00 for the same one that Unisys glued their name on. I think we'll go to Staples.

Unisys by IT RULES December 31, 2004

Unisys 

An acronym for United Systems that was formed back in 1986 by the merger of the Burroughs Corporation and Sperry-Rand. In their small world, they try to stay in business by selling the same text driven mainframes that Burroughs offered in the 1960's, only at obserd prices. They are mostly known for their cheap tactic of "OEM-ing" the products they sell, smacking their adhesive name brand on it, and marking up the price 10 fold.

Joe, 1985 called, they want their COBOL back. Hold on Tim, I'll have to halt the mainframe, oh dammit, the Unisys label fell off.

Unisys by MCP December 29, 2004

unissuh 

veteran lagger of SWZ

dammit uni you lagging aussie!

unissuh by TCDR May 3, 2005

Unisis 

Your gay

You a Unisis

Unisis by Wolfiechu March 18, 2019

Unisusaur

A pink or purple unicorn with silvery wings. It’s color shows it’s power.

A group of Unisusaurs flew by, and it was majestic.

Unisusaur by DwidDaSquid November 11, 2018

Unisyncrosity 

A uniformity brought on by an attempt to be unique.

Kyle: Hey Brendan, check out my hair. I dyed it blue this morning to show society that it can't control me.

Brendan, the Intellectual, later: Yeah, Kyle dyed his hair to reject society but more just found some unisyncrosity.

Unisyncrosity by The Orb of Knowledge February 18, 2021