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unshopping 

The act of first, filling up your grocery cart, but then upon deciding that you could get the items cheaper elsewhere you put all the items back where they belong, thus emptying your cart.
Scene: Girls shopping in grocery store together with 10 or less items in their cart.

Girl one: "Girlfriend, I don't think I have enough money for these things in our cart."

Girl two: "You're right, we could get these same things cheaper at one of those 'one-stop-shopping' stores."
Girl one: "Let's do some unshopping here and head off to Walmart."
unshopping by jlowe1964 October 10, 2009
Related Words
the feeling that you get when you realize that everything will go wrong no matter what you do.
That chick in final destination had a major case of unhope when she got on the freeway.
unhope by Frank T June 20, 2007
A unihole is when someone has so much double pentration that there is no longer two distinguishable holes, instead there is one gaping hole remaining. This serves a useful purpose as you can hide things in it.
"my unihole is hella sore from hiding my bowling ball in it" or...

"could you please remove your penis before i end up with a unihole"
unihole by dr.babe May 8, 2006

unshoppable 

Unshoppable=something not for sale, unattainable, unavailable, off limits, exclusive, inaccessible.

1) Not able to make a purchase, due to; product hasn't been released for sale; shipping restrictions (online stores) or product is out of stock.

2) Market availability; product is heavily advertised through national / international media e.g. magazine and satellite TV. etc. but isn't available in your local market.

3) Everything Money can't buy, something out of reach!
When is something unshoppable.

1.a) You attempt to shop on an international site, but you have to cancel your order prematurely due to shipping restrictions. Hence the site becomes "unshoppable" for you.

1.b) A product has been launched but won't be any time soon available for sale. Until then product will bear the status of unshoppable.

2) ACME-INTERNET advertise nationally that they have got the fastest internet services "nation-wide"-- further inquiring tells you that it's only available in some area, and won't be available in your area until next year. Hence, product or service becomes "unshoppable".

3.a) JUST EVERYTHING MONEY CAN'T BUY OR YOU ARE NOT ABLE TO AFFORD. (e.g. love and exclusive memberships)

3.b) A girl who claims that money can't buy her love.

3.c) Someone married, engaged or in a relationship, not responsive for a date. is someone who is unshoppable.
unshoppable by Fermin December 9, 2008

unihopping 

Getting so high you go into another universe
Unihopping is
*hits blunts*
*Lays head back....*
*goes to hit the blunt again*
Shit gets blurry you see stars and it looks black. basically what you'd think entering another universe would be like.
unihopping by TiL Sexy April 22, 2019
variant of the word unicorn... except unicorns dont have one(uni) corn... they have one horn..!
Look at the unihorn shitting sparkly opalessence!
unihorn by jaydeepoo December 30, 2004