Under dick

The area between the shaft and balls

You sure got a lot of slobber on my under dick.

by Spelce June 29, 2024

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Shaving under the dick

phrased used to show that someone is crossing the line on a matter or getting on someones nerves, without realizing it, resulting in a bad outcome if one is not careful.

Tom: so i hear you like chicken huh derrel

Derrel: What mothafucka?

Dave: Come on Tom ur "shaving under the dick" wit that one

by Dj TdUb April 3, 2010

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Dick Under Glass

A woman's fall-back guy, a friend who isn't good enough to date but kept around in case all of her other options eventually fail.

"Dude, give up on her. You're her dick under glass."

by Mogogo January 12, 2009

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Kiss Under The Dickletoe

When you stand under the misstletoe and whip you d*ck out and get it sucked or f**ked

At Christmas time when everyone gives you presents , the best present is kiss under the dickletoe

Jack:"Hey Gary sophies under the mistletoe "

Gary:"Going to see if I can ket s kiss under the dickletoe"

Gary:"I love christmas"

by hercumungous March 3, 2016

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conspiring against an authority figure to take synchronized shits underneath said authority figure's deck. Usually performed in groups of two to five people. In extreme cases, shit burritos are fashioned with paper towels and left to be found.

Oh, no. Have you seen the kids? I hope their not underdecking us again!

by underdecked July 2, 2009

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