Under dick 

The area between the shaft and balls

You sure got a lot of slobber on my under dick.

Under dick by Spelce June 29, 2024

Shaving under the dick

phrased used to show that someone is crossing the line on a matter or getting on someones nerves, without realizing it, resulting in a bad outcome if one is not careful.

Tom: so i hear you like chicken huh derrel

Derrel: What mothafucka?

Dave: Come on Tom ur "shaving under the dick" wit that one

Shaving under the dick by Dj TdUb April 3, 2010

Dick Under Glass

A woman's fall-back guy, a friend who isn't good enough to date but kept around in case all of her other options eventually fail.

"Dude, give up on her. You're her dick under glass."

Dick Under Glass by Mogogo January 12, 2009

Kiss Under The Dickletoe 

When you stand under the misstletoe and whip you d*ck out and get it sucked or f**ked

At Christmas time when everyone gives you presents , the best present is kiss under the dickletoe

Jack:"Hey Gary sophies under the mistletoe "

Gary:"Going to see if I can ket s kiss under the dickletoe"

Gary:"I love christmas"

Kiss Under The Dickletoe by hercumungous March 3, 2016

underdecking 

conspiring against an authority figure to take synchronized shits underneath said authority figure's deck. Usually performed in groups of two to five people. In extreme cases, shit burritos are fashioned with paper towels and left to be found.

Oh, no. Have you seen the kids? I hope their not underdecking us again!

underdecking by underdecked July 2, 2009

Cuban Underduck 

When you bend your dick down and back, and a girl blows you from behind with her nose on your butt hole.

"I got a dandy Cuban Underduck from the broad I met at the bar last night."

Cuban Underduck by TurdFerguson21 June 3, 2016

undertickle 

The act of smacking a bitch between the ass cheeks and tickling her clit...all in one motion.

Undertickle that ho.

undertickle by BIG OLE BLACK GUY November 9, 2013