Umpqua

A bank chain based in Portland, Oregon. Why they named it "Umpqua," I can't imagine.

Hooray we went to Umpqua Bank today

by Hooker For Art August 14, 2007

Umpqua County

An unofficial county in Oregon that unites the coastal part of Lane and Douglas counties. Florence would likely be the county seat if this were a real county.

I wish Umpqua County were a real county. Lane and Douglas counties having coastlines feel off.

by AntiCircumcisionMan September 28, 2025

South Umpqua High School

A high school located in the south in oregon. this is where rednecks,and wanna-be's attend and TRY to get an education. a poor school that is trying to look cool by getting the news on them. look it up on youtube.

south umpqua high school student : "heyy buddy are you new here?"
new guy: "yeah, im about to get outta this place!"
south umpqua high school student: "wait,wait want some chew or weed? this school's got everythin"
new guy: "no thankyou......"

by gurmprsn March 11, 2011