Umpqua 

A bank chain based in Portland, Oregon. Why they named it "Umpqua," I can't imagine.

Hooray we went to Umpqua Bank today

Umpqua by Hooker For Art August 14, 2007

Umpqua County

An unofficial county in Oregon that unites the coastal part of Lane and Douglas counties. Florence would likely be the county seat if this were a real county.

I wish Umpqua County were a real county. Lane and Douglas counties having coastlines feel off.

Umpqua County by AntiCircumcisionMan September 28, 2025

South Umpqua High School 

A high school located in the south in oregon. this is where rednecks,and wanna-be's attend and TRY to get an education. a poor school that is trying to look cool by getting the news on them. look it up on youtube.

south umpqua high school student : "heyy buddy are you new here?"
new guy: "yeah, im about to get outta this place!"
south umpqua high school student: "wait,wait want some chew or weed? this school's got everythin"
new guy: "no thankyou......"

South Umpqua High School by gurmprsn March 11, 2011

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022