non men loving non men. not an umbrella term for you other lgbtq fckers. "omg i'm so gay,,-a bi/pan/omni/poly/ace/etc person. no tf ur not. ur QUEER not gay. no ur not half gay or half lesbian. "it's always been an umbrella term,, yeah so fcking change it dumbass. if you ain't gay and talk over this su. bi has been used as an umbrella term too but it doesn't mean it is dumb fck. it makes ppl uncomfortable. "i'd rather say i'm gay than say i'm pan,, ur such a looser sck my dck uneducated fck.
by chuyashole July 16, 2021
When a male has anal sex with a female right after she poops and sticks it her mouth for her to clean
by Psycodelics February 15, 2020
Someone who seeks out a relationship only because they're feeling depressed; similar to a sugar baby, but they desire emotional comfort rather than wealth
I dunno, we were pretty close right after my parents broke up, but I've barely talked to her recently. I think I'm just an umbrella bitch
by gracious fallacious January 9, 2023
A hand, closed into a fist (either a punching fist or a fisting fist), inserted into the anus and then opened as far as the confines of the cavity will allow.
Our fisting had become mundane and robotic so i decided to spice things up with a chocolate umbrella.
by TheJoePilato April 2, 2016
1. A shallow silicone cup inserted into the vagina to prevent pregnancy.
2. An insult to demean lesser males.
2. An insult to demean lesser males.
1. "Ey yo bitch! I wanna get freaky. You rockin' yo Cunt Umbrella??"
2. "Zac was being a fucking Cunt Umbrella"
2. "Zac was being a fucking Cunt Umbrella"
by Zabuckeo January 6, 2014