uland

a person who loves food and loves to cook, who is firm in morals and very grounded and stands firm to what they believe.

Uland is always right.

by His sister =] September 28, 2010

Ulanding It

The art of initiating intimacy by inserting just the tip of the penis as a teaser before deciding whether to go full send(Balls Deep) and yeeting the penis as far as possible with full force. Named after The Goat, Jake Uland, master of restraint and deployment. Slickest slide, longest Ride, Hardest guy.

“She thought it was casual one night thing… until he started Ulanding it. Now she’s baking his name into their wedding cake.”

Alternate Usage:
“Yo, chill — I was just Ulanding it. We didn’t even hit DEFCON balls-deep yet.”

by Thegoatbigdog April 29, 2025