A song by MC Hammer released in 1990, also a song used for mocking if you don't others touching your stuff
Girl: Ooh, look at this phone!
Boy: U Can't Touch This (starts singing)
by fc2078 January 04, 2021
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why the fuck would someone even look this up
i hav no idea im hella drunk my loves¯\_(ツ)_/¯
i mean why would someone put this in a sentence

Guy1: *shows le middle finger*
Guy2: Fuck off Jerry
Guy1: u can't drown satan he can fucking swim
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A page shitposting about Charli XCX, Mitski, Grimes, Arca, etc. It is (basically) the Vietnamese version of ultravioletlove, memesofcharli and c_xeon.
Other aliases: @cantu_juststop; Can’t u just stop?
- Hey have you seen the latest post of "Can't u just stop?"?
- Yeah... They need more recognition!
by haikyo13 December 19, 2021
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a quote from the legend himself, simon.b.k. He was having an epic beatbox battle with a pal, when suddenly he was faced with a challenge to for even the legend, the idol, a man of much respect and honor. He.... *cries in shame* could in fact not do the waterdrop sound effect :(
by sara779j May 10, 2020
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