U Can't Touch This

A song by MC Hammer released in 1990, also a song used for mocking if you don't others touching your stuff

Girl: Ooh, look at this phone!
Boy: U Can't Touch This (starts singing)

by fc2078 January 4, 2021

u can't drown satan he can fucking swim

why the fuck would someone even look this up

i hav no idea im hella drunk my loves¯\_(ツ)_/¯
i mean why would someone put this in a sentence

Guy1: *shows le middle finger*
Guy2: Fuck off Jerry
Guy1: u can't drown satan he can fucking swim

by snek_in_a_fedora_with_a_bowtie September 3, 2017

Can't u just stop?

A page shitposting about Charli XCX, Mitski, Grimes, Arca, etc. It is (basically) the Vietnamese version of ultravioletlove, memesofcharli and c_xeon.
Other aliases: @cantu_juststop; Ｃａｎ’ｔ ｕ ｊｕｓｔ ｓｔｏｐ？

- Hey have you seen the latest post of "Can't u just stop?"?
- Yeah... They need more recognition!

by haikyo13 December 19, 2021

U know i can't do the waterdrop

a quote from the legend himself, simon.b.k. He was having an epic beatbox battle with a pal, when suddenly he was faced with a challenge to for even the legend, the idol, a man of much respect and honor. He.... *cries in shame* could in fact not do the waterdrop sound effect :(

"u know i can't do the waterdrop"

by sara779j May 10, 2020