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1)A 'boy' usually around 21 who likes to have sex with young girls.
2)An ex-con who was in juvy (not real prison as he usually claims) for stealing cars
3)An idiot
4)A person who can't get served even though they are 21.
person 1:'god i fucking hate that guy'
person 2:'no surprize there, hes a twoca!!!'
Twoca by manchester May 25, 2008
Car thief normaly between the ages of 13 and 20 ish but can be as young as 9 if you live in Rye Hill (Newcastle).
Car is usualy burnt out in the nearest back lane or field.
hoy!!! you little bastard twoca come back with my car!!!!!!
twoca by baztheman September 29, 2003
A dated british word for “young car thief “ but also similar to Hooligan, Yobo, Joyrider

generically referred to as a Chav
“Here we are the speed cameras poised and ready and here comes a young Twoca he’s in a stolen car he has no insurance and he’s so off his face on drugs he’s actually incapable of exceeding the speed limit so he’s completely safe no flash at all there”
Twoca by A1EX JK April 8, 2024
african canadian, streamer/youtuber and overall a legend in the community. hes very known for his titties and scrumptious booty, hes a VERY sexy man
DAMN. TWOMAD THICC AS FUCK
twomad by twomad's son June 9, 2020
Used to describe putting two fingers into a girl's ass.
I gave that bitch the hardest twoadin she's ever had.
twoadin by G Murda August 4, 2007

La Toca Camioneta

Everything Midas touched turned to gold. Much like Midas' magic touch, people inflicted with La Toca Camioneta make everything they touch smell like oranges.
When Harry Potter danced with Hermione in The Deathly Hallows — Part 1, her ass smelled of oranges due to Harry having La Toca Camioneta. His hand grazed her left cheek while they were freaking to "Rapper's Delight."

No tocar 

"No tocar" literally means "not touching", in Spanish.
Coined by ANSI artist 'burps', "no tocar" refers to a general rule that blocks from different parts of an object should not be touching, and instead be separated, usually with black space.
There's too much tocar! Remember the rule of no tocar!
No tocar by -CatX- December 30, 2019
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