Twenty Fine

When your are officially 25 years old

I’m twenty fine now! (I’m 25)

by Pebbles loves teddy September 19, 2018

twenty-fine

The year after Twenty-Great, also know as 29 by squares.

Guest: "Happy birthday, I hear your the big 2-9."
Birthday Boy/Girl: "Well you hear wrong, because I am twenty-fine!"

by Adam Pruitt January 1, 2008

Twentynine Palms

A place in the middle of nowhere California full of nothing but Marines, crackheads, Asians and desert rats (also known as 'Cougars,' 'Desert Yetis' and 'That bitch that gave me the clap.' Generally avoided by anyone that has any semblence of a life, and loathed by most that live there. Often subjected to high winds which will hopefully cover it in sand one day.
See also: 29 Palms

Person 1: "What the hell is that smell?"
Person 2: "That's just Twentynine Palms."

by Brian Hick May 22, 2008

Twentynine Stumps

US Marine and Navy slang for Marine Corps Air Ground Combat Center - Twentynine Palms, California. It's called Twentynine stumps because it's in the middle of the damn desert and there ain't a fucking palm to be found.

"Dude, their sending me to Twentynine stumps right out of Corps School so's I can be a pecker checker to a bunch of jarheads!"
"Drink lots of water, shipmate."

by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005

twentyfivesome

kenza

One girl, 24 guys, one single sized bed, preferably broken by the end of it all.

Kenza: Oh, it`s just a gangbang?
Vincent: It`s going to be such a good twentyfivesome, even the bukkake is going to give you stretch marks!
Aneesh: Oh, yea!

by poopdeck25 September 5, 2016

Twentynine Palms

A place in the middle of nowhere California full of nothing but Marines, crackheads, Asians and desert rats (also known as 'Cougars,' 'Desert Yetis' and 'That bitch that gave me the clap.' Generally avoided by anyone that has any semblence of a life, and loathed by most that live there. Often subjected to high winds which will hopefully cover it in sand one day.
See also: 29 Palms

Person 1: "What the hell is that smell?"
Person 2: "That's just Twentynine Palms."

by Brian Hick May 21, 2008

Twentynine Palms

After shooting ended the entire cast of “Hill With Eyes” relocated to a sink in the desert now known as Twentynine Palms”. When they first arrived there were indeed exactly 29 palms lining the trickle of water coming from the Oasis of Mara. Through the years these radioactive people were joined by outcast spouses from a U.S. Marine training base that was located nearby. Many of these wives were Vietnamese - all of whom became barbers or nail polishers. The other cast-off wives were all Thai, and they all opened massage shops and restaurants. Blowjobs for a fee were rumored to be prevalent. Now the future looks dim. Fewer punters are passing through, and some sharp cookies discovered the big acquifer out near Amboy (Cadiz) and began pumping millions of gallons of water, hopefully to sell to overdeveloped Orange County. Unfortunately, these sharp cookies could never get a right-of-way for pipes, and trucking the water made no sense. So the sharp cookies planted and watered endless lime groves in the desert, the springs dried up for miles around, and the bunnies and coyotes dried up and vanished. Now the “Hills Have Eyes” cast has brought about a whole new generation of retrogrades, and they, along with countless massusesand barbers are wandering the desert seeking a new home.

Avoid Twentynine Palms like the plague

by Slicknquick August 1, 2018