turtle slap

Retaliating with a full on slap on one's face immediately after one enhances one's palm on one's turtle.

If you touch my turtle again, I will turtle slap you!

If your palm connects with my turtle again, I am going to seriously turtle slap you into next Tuesday.

turtle slap by Jackdawhouse July 1, 2007

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turtle slap

Turtle Slap is when someone slaps your turtle, so you have to retaliate with a slap that only a turtle would wish for.

If you slap my turtle again, I'm going to TURTLE SLAP you!
If you touch my turtle's shell again with your palm, I'm going to TURTLE SLAP your ugly face.

turtle slap by Joshilini June 29, 2007

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turtle slap • Turtle-slapper • slap the turtle • turtle • turtle head • turtle necking • turtle shells • turtle dick • turtle fuck • turtle time

slap the turtle

during anal sex if the bellend touches the recievers turd this is known as slapping the turtle

OMG you just slapped my turtle
i told you not to slap the turtle it hurts!!!

slap the turtle by lewy1102 =) January 14, 2009

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Turtle-slapper

An enemy from an alternate universe that is similar to one your nemeses but I’m color and not black and white.

“You Turtle-Slapper”, said Spider-Man Noir aka Nicholas Cage.

Turtle-slapper by TardisBuilder77 December 16, 2018

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