you just won't understand.
Tumblr is life and culture.
It is the epitome of culture and the total antithesis of the modern day pop culture which is so ingrained in today's children. There is no possible way to explain such a phenomenon to others.
You either get it or you don't.
by freddie-bren October 3, 2010
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A website with period blood smeared all over it. It's where people go to vent or hibernate for hours on end. It's where various phrases and contagious memes are spawned.
"Holy shit! It's 3 am and I've been on Tumblr for 5 hours"
by ImSlimShady November 10, 2015
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You either know what it is or you don't.

Tumblr should not be talked about in public or to people who don't have Tumblr.

Tumblr is freedom.
Me: *typing* Today I heard someone mention Tumblr in a public area, I weep for the future
by communication breakdown January 28, 2011
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It used to be a cool, non-judgemental site where you could be who you wanted to be, do what you want to do, and express whatever the fuck you want to express. And stuff.

Only now, there are wild vicious anon haters appearing at every damn corner of every blog, I'm telling you. Tumblr isn't safe, not any more. Nowhere is safe.
*Blogger expresses his/her feelings about something on his/her Tumblr*
*Anons swarm blogger's ask box, intent on delivering hate messages*
by Dk Man, Google It November 13, 2011
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A website filled with man-hating feminists who get upset about anything and everything because of "muh triggurs." They're so far into social justice that if you aren't a tri-gendered, omnisexual, panromantic, furrykin with schizophrenic ADHD and the ability to turn into a woman at will, you're a blight on the world and should kill yourself. Unless you want to change everything about yourself so people you'll never meet on the internet will like you, stay away from the site.
Tumblr is a breeding ground for the people that make up the pit stains on the shirt of life.
by Iamcraig August 11, 2014
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Tumblr loves them.
by Dr. Pedobear November 24, 2010
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The wretched hive of the internet. Where you go if you want to lose faith in humanity- Common kinds here include 'emos'- Primarily teens who paint their faces black to express their 'inner darkness', and act 'depressed' over the smallest things- Sexist nutjobs who claim to be feminists (And spam the stupid phrase 'Check your privilege), and, in spite of most members claiming it is a place where anyone can have fun and not be judged, being a white, heterosexual male with no big problems in life will generally garner you a lot of hate for being 'normal'.
In other words, STAY AWAY. Unless you want to lose faith in humanity, as I've said previously.
Average Tumblr member: "Welcome to Tumblr, where anyone of any race, sexuality, and gender can have fun! ...Wait, are you heterosexual, white, male, and happy with your life? YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE WHITE CISCUM OMG"
Average Tumblr 'Feminist': "Men are pigs who deserve to be butchered! Women are superior! Females in skimpy clothing in fictions are SEXIST SEX ICONS, and males without shirts in fiction are JUST FINE! If you complement a woman's appearance, you are a SEXIST PERVERTED PIG WHO NEEDS TO CHECK HIS PRIVILEGE!"
by Dr.Flygon February 23, 2015
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