Tu abuela 

The term "Tu abuela" is a very commonly used Puerto Rican term that depicts a large number of uses, the most common of which is a comeback.

While it's most common usage is in a comeback, it can also be the answer to a question, establish you dont want to continue the conversation, break the ice, initiate a romantic sequence, be an adjective, an answer to a knock knock joke, or just literally refer to a person's grandma; tu abuela in this sense is a little like Por las nalgas.

Chris: You suck man, you betrayed us
Javier: Tu abuela!!

Chris: Fine, be that way, but anyhow, you wanna go to the movies later?
Javier: Tu abuela bro, i really just dont know, have you asked Neo?
Chris: I did, but im getting the vibe he is feeling a little under the abuela today.

Tu abuela by Dr_Juice March 17, 2013

abuelita soy tu nieto

slang for awebo which is slang for hell yeah.

apoco tomas? abuelita soy tu nieto

abuelita soy tu nieto by anonymous October 18, 2020