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The method of creating sexually stimulative and/or orgasmic sensations through text messaging over cellular phone. "Skillful tsext acts appear innocuous to parents or any readers of the messages other than the intended recipient(s)."

Group tsext is difficult to coordinate but not unheard of.

Oral tsexting is only possible when one or both of the involved parties are capable of operating their phone's keyboard with their mouths. This act is considered unsafe by the medical community as it can cause muscular injuries and dental disorders that, in extreme cases, leave the lovers unable to speak or eat.
See cybering.
Captain Jack Harkness struggled to hide his arousal from Donna as he tsexted Ianto during a Dalek attack.
Tsext by TheLoveDoctah July 8, 2009
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textastrophe 

When you accidentally text the wrong person a really embarrassing message.

-- (Potentially) better sounding than "text-mergency" via. CW's Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
That text was not meant for Josh!! It's a textastrophe!
textastrophe by dontTho September 21, 2016

textationship 

a friendly, romantic, sexual or intimate relationship, either brief or long-term, between two people whereby text messaging is utilized as the primary form of communication throughout, oftentimes due to one person's unwillingness and inability to express their feelings, unless at an impersonal level where senses, details and answers to questions and/or subject matter are intentionally avoided at the expense of disregarding and neglecting the need for sharing, giving, conveying a complete, forthright and respectful reply by other means of technology or face-to-face discussion.
My best friend ended the textationship with his girlfriend because of the many hours he was expected to spend engaging in arguments and discussion through text each day.
textationship by MCardonickRyan November 13, 2015

textaholic 

One who obsessively texts and always love getting texted back.
"Christian is such a textaholic! He wouldn't put down his phone!"
textaholic by Chris's_Zen May 4, 2013

college textbook 

A poorly written "book" that you are forced by naive professors to purchase at outrageous prices. To curb the used market, the pages are renumbered, the cover changed, and the book republished as a "new edition" every few years.
Person #1: Dude, i just sold back all my college textbooks and got $80 dollars! Sweet!
Person #2: Do you remember what you paid for them?
Person #1: Yeah, $600. Why?
Person #2: Never mind...

Zoom text fucking 

when you try to crack up your co worker through text while you’re both on a zoom meeting, and everyone is expected to look and actually be engaged.
Justine was zoom text fucking with me during a work meeting. She said she had to mute the mic so no one would hear her blow a hole in her bed from her fart.
Zoom text fucking by Clauris April 7, 2020
The measure of someone's accuracy in sending text messages to his intended receiver.
Ned (text): Ya bebeh c u l8r

Ted (text): Dude, you have to check who you are sending your texts to.

Ned (text): Sry bro, tht wuz 4 my gf lol

Ted (text): You have terrible text aim.
Text Aim by Maurice DelTaco October 2, 2012
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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