Tsext 

The method of creating sexually stimulative and/or orgasmic sensations through text messaging over cellular phone. "Skillful tsext acts appear innocuous to parents or any readers of the messages other than the intended recipient(s)."

Group tsext is difficult to coordinate but not unheard of.

Oral tsexting is only possible when one or both of the involved parties are capable of operating their phone's keyboard with their mouths. This act is considered unsafe by the medical community as it can cause muscular injuries and dental disorders that, in extreme cases, leave the lovers unable to speak or eat.
See cybering.

Captain Jack Harkness struggled to hide his arousal from Donna as he tsexted Ianto during a Dalek attack.

Tsext by TheLoveDoctah July 8, 2009

textastrophe 

When you accidentally text the wrong person a really embarrassing message.

-- (Potentially) better sounding than "text-mergency" via. CW's Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

That text was not meant for Josh!! It's a textastrophe!

textastrophe by dontTho September 21, 2016

textationship 

a friendly, romantic, sexual or intimate relationship, either brief or long-term, between two people whereby text messaging is utilized as the primary form of communication throughout, oftentimes due to one person's unwillingness and inability to express their feelings, unless at an impersonal level where senses, details and answers to questions and/or subject matter are intentionally avoided at the expense of disregarding and neglecting the need for sharing, giving, conveying a complete, forthright and respectful reply by other means of technology or face-to-face discussion.

My best friend ended the textationship with his girlfriend because of the many hours he was expected to spend engaging in arguments and discussion through text each day.

textationship by MCardonickRyan November 13, 2015

textaholic 

One who obsessively texts and always love getting texted back.

"Christian is such a textaholic! He wouldn't put down his phone!"

textaholic by Chris's_Zen May 4, 2013

college textbook 

A poorly written "book" that you are forced by naive professors to purchase at outrageous prices. To curb the used market, the pages are renumbered, the cover changed, and the book republished as a "new edition" every few years.

Person #1: Dude, i just sold back all my college textbooks and got $80 dollars! Sweet!
Person #2: Do you remember what you paid for them?
Person #1: Yeah, $600. Why?
Person #2: Never mind...

college textbook by Justin The Something August 26, 2007

Zoom text fucking 

when you try to crack up your co worker through text while you’re both on a zoom meeting, and everyone is expected to look and actually be engaged.

Justine was zoom text fucking with me during a work meeting. She said she had to mute the mic so no one would hear her blow a hole in her bed from her fart.

Zoom text fucking by Clauris April 7, 2020

Text Aim

The measure of someone's accuracy in sending text messages to his intended receiver.

Ned (text): Ya bebeh c u l8r

Ted (text): Dude, you have to check who you are sending your texts to.

Ned (text): Sry bro, tht wuz 4 my gf lol

Ted (text): You have terrible text aim.

Text Aim by Maurice DelTaco October 2, 2012