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Trumpet Muffle 

-The act of fucking someone in the ass while they are farting due to bad gas.
Dude, I took her out for Mexican food for dinner last night. By the time we made it back to my place I had to trumpet muffle her!
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Muffle Trumpet 

When performing the act of anal sex and the receiver lets loose an ass cannon (aka fart)
I was totally banging Nicks sister the other nite and she let loose a savage muffle trumpet.

trumpet muffler 

When you cup a wad of TP in your hand and cup your butthole while you're sitting on the toilet to muffle your fart sounds. Works like a charm!
I was pooping at a new friends house and muffled my farts with the trumpet muffler method
trumpet muffler by Viking vickers February 21, 2015

muffled trumpet 

The result of a person farting with a dick in their butt.
Tom's choice of beans last night resulted in a bad case of muffled trumpets when he was getting pounded by Jerry.
muffled trumpet by Josh Hudes March 16, 2008

Muffled Trumpet 

When you sense you lady friend is about to flatulate in the act of cunnilingus, reach your hand between her loins open palmed and gently press against her bum hole, and control the release of wind at your discretion.
Jake: "I can't go down on my wife after Taco Tuesday, if you know what I mean."
Matt: "Yo, you gotta play the muffled trumpet. Works wonders with Lexi. She loves it."
Jake: "Just get up in there?"
Matt: "I straight Miles Davised Lexi last Tuesday. Just take it into your own hands. Pun intended."
Muffled Trumpet by bboymono January 28, 2015
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