The intense fear by party-planners and hosts alike that each minute detail of an event will be less than perfect. Though not recognized as an actual disorder by the DSM-IV, host traumatic stress disorder afflicts millions of party hosts worldwide, and makes life miserable for everyone around them.
My mother is going batshit insane over this party we have next week. She might be suffering from host traumatic stress disorder.
by Toots Thielemans December 29, 2009
-the condition that occurs when a person, usually female, views old photographs and asks themself "What the hell was I wearing???"
Honey, I just looked at the picture of me from senior prom in my high school yearbook...i have post-traumatic dress disorder!
by jakester42 July 13, 2011
Commonly abbreviated PTSB. An erection or extreme sexual arousal following a psychologically traumatizing event.
After torturing detainees in Guantamo, Jim came home with a raging post-traumatic stress boner for Sally.
Jack: Is it strange that, after seeing my parents naked, I got a raging PTSB?
Sue: Yes it is, Jack. You should see a psychiatrist that specializes in PTSB.
Jack: Is it strange that, after seeing my parents naked, I got a raging PTSB?
Sue: Yes it is, Jack. You should see a psychiatrist that specializes in PTSB.
by Sam and Zane May 8, 2012
PTSD, A disorder in which a person sees and takes too much dick in their lives, causing major trauma when they see anything or anyone that looks like a penis.
Guy 1: Yo why does she have a fear of the sausages in the deli?
Guy 2: I think she has Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder
Guy 2: I think she has Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder
by ThatDude11111 May 15, 2016
"Hey man you look tired."
"Ya I couldn't fall asleep last night due to post traumatic school syndrome."
"Ya I couldn't fall asleep last night due to post traumatic school syndrome."
by ~CS August 24, 2008
1. The feeling one gets after a particularly painful poop that leaves one fearful of the poops to come.
2. The state of terror that one enters upon completing a fierce poop, knowing a second shall follow shortly after.
3. Flashbacks of a terrifying beer, taco,hot wing or dairy poop that influance what one consumes.
2. The state of terror that one enters upon completing a fierce poop, knowing a second shall follow shortly after.
3. Flashbacks of a terrifying beer, taco,hot wing or dairy poop that influance what one consumes.
My assholes on fire, that shit gave me post traumatic poop syndrome I never want to crap again.
Every time I think about going to Hooters my post traumatic poop syndrome kicks in and I change my mind
Every time I think about going to Hooters my post traumatic poop syndrome kicks in and I change my mind
by Vinnie the Drip December 13, 2009
Having an unhealthy obsession over Leftist Youtuber Vaush as a result of getting owned by him in a debate. Most notoriuos people with PTVD are Sargon of Akkad and Stefan Molyneux.
Friend: Man Sargon of Akkad is obsessed with Vaush.
Me: I know. He has Post Traumatic Vaush Disorder.
Me: I know. He has Post Traumatic Vaush Disorder.
by Sasha-Star May 30, 2020