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transporter 

A guy who accompanies girls to every location they need to go - i.e. malls, bathrooms, kithchens, to their boyfriends etc- except to himself. They are docters in the art of being friend-zoned and have mastered the doctrine of high hopes in escaping it.
Guy1: That dude over there probably has all the girls druling at his feet
Guy2: Worry not my good man, he's only a transporter.
transporter by TaffelDoek October 5, 2016

Bi-Drive Recreational All-Terrain Transporter 

Brat, Truck car seat back fun mobile

it go vroom vroom

Subaru
"What is that car sound"

"a car fuckin dumbass"

"no its a truck"

"ACTUALLY, ITS A Bi-Drive Recreational All-Terrain Transporter"

*they all get run over, dont stand on roads*

Brat; "vroom vroom brap brap sounds"

Cosby Transporter 

The act of gaping your partners anus wide enough to deposit ones feces inside. Soon after the reciever will continue this process on a fellow parter. This will continue until the feces reaches its final destination.
"That ass was so gaping that I could've done a Cosby Transporter"
Cosby Transporter by d.m.n. October 22, 2006

transporter animalcule 

a small animal walking on 4 legs (looks pretty similar to a spider)
transporter animalcules are essentiall for shifting panama-island planets
3 transporter animalcules lived in a 3room-blackhole

Transconvergention

When two people are having a conversation and it unknowingly changes to a different subject.
"wow gen! we were just talking about your moms foot fungus and now we are talking about steroids! how did the conversation change like that?"
"i believe that was a transconvergention alex."

during todays debate there was a transconvergention from moist towelettes to fruity pebbles.

Transvoter 

Someone who’s ineligible to vote but chooses to identify as an eligible voter.
I’m so proud of my grandmother that died 20 years ago but came out this year as a transvoter, when she voted Biden.
Transvoter by JT Marlin June 2, 2021