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Touwattes 

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A combination of ’twat’ and ’tourettes’. Typically a millennial who feels a constant need to remind everyone of their existence by constantly talking to people, whether they want them too or not.
”He's interrupted me five times today to tell me about his favourite types of soup. What's wrong with him?” ”He has Touwattes.”
Touwattes by MartyCH85 May 17, 2018
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Meeting Tourettes 

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When attending a meeting so bad, dire or tiresome that an inner urge to issue profanities spills over into your exchange with colleagues or meeting obsessed morons.
Chair : and now shall we proceed on to any other business?
You : what the **** have we been ******* for the last two hours, I am wasting my ******* life here
Chair : you have Meeting Tourettes, please **** off
Meeting Tourettes by Teraknor January 27, 2014

Sneezing Tourettes 

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The shouting of expletives or profanity whilst sneezing.
My mom grounded me after I shouted "fuck" while I sneezed; she just doesn't know what it's like to have sneezing tourettes.
Sneezing Tourettes by ASUcrew January 29, 2012

Bar Tourettes 

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When you are at a Bar/Restaurant trying to enjoy watching a Sporting event and some Fuck has to blurt out random words about the game like he has uncontrollable Tourettes Syndrome.
Me and Rich were watching the Blue Jays when Josh Donaldson was called out on strikes. The fucker beside us shouted " He's out!!" This poor retard must have Bar Tourettes.
Bar Tourettes by will bitten June 30, 2018

computer tourettes 

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This symptom occurs when a computer is too slow or crashes unexpectedly. The user of the computer becomes extremely agitated and starts madly clicking on the mouse and swearing uncontrollably.
When MS word froze, the author realized he did not save in the past 2 hours. Fearing that he would lose his work, he started to click wildly on the keyboard. When the title bar indicated (Not Responding), he suddenly developed a case of computer tourettes. Click, click %$#!@@?*&! Click, @$$!*&&$#@!

internet tourettes 

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A condition causing most overwieght 12 year olds to cuss and swear uncontrollably over the internet because someone powned them in a game or made fun of their mom. Most of the time the 12 year olds with this condition make absolutely no sense, write in ALL CAPS, and use alot of exclamation points!!!
Internet Tourettes Kid before getting attacked(PLUTO): OMG i am awesome i have a huge army of pikeman
Internet Tourettes Kid after getting attacked(PLUTO): YOU MOTHERFUCK SHIT MAN WHORE COCK I HATE J00!!!!!!!!!!
internet tourettes by Ravnica September 7, 2006

Tourettes Guy 

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A drunk, overweight man who happens to have Tourettes Syndrome. Tourettes Guy enjoys yelling, swearing and destroying. He is often filmed philosophizes on topics such as the difference between pissing and shitting out the window, the evil of head and shoulders, problems with Colgate Toothpaste (ONLY the one with Tarter Control) and how banana's deficate. Possibly the funniest man alive to date. Made famous by www.tourettesguy.com and it's creators.
PISSING OUT THE WINDOW AND SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS!


Jon: You seen Tourettes Guy yet?
Scott: Hell yeah. I want Tourettes now!
Tourettes Guy by Printnamehere December 11, 2004
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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