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Definitions by MartyCH85

Touwattes 

A combination of ’twat’ and ’tourettes’. Typically a millennial who feels a constant need to remind everyone of their existence by constantly talking to people, whether they want them too or not.
”He's interrupted me five times today to tell me about his favourite types of soup. What's wrong with him?” ”He has Touwattes.”
Touwattes by MartyCH85 May 17, 2018