Torpedo Turd 

When you're taking a dump and you pass gas the same time a turd is coming out, Rocketing the turd into the water splashing the water on your cheeks.

Why is the floor wet?

I had a torpedo turd.

Torpedo Turd by TonyF June 17, 2008

torpedo turd 

A (usually large) turd that lands head first in the drain part of the toilet, half of it already disappearing into the drain.

I started the day with a perfect torpedo turd and launched that baby right out to sea. I am the Captain of the Bathroom!

torpedo turd by ia52601 April 28, 2014

Turd Torpedo 

A gigantic piece of turd that you let out in a public or private pool and sinks into the bottom of the pool.

Holy sh!t my sister let out a friggin turd torpedo in my friends pool!!!

Turd Torpedo by Pinchmeshanigans March 4, 2009

Toronto Turd Torpedo 

when a guy takes his Girl friend out for a dirty dinner

( preferably something Mexican or fast food ) and later that night proceeds to have anal sex with her. Making sure he gets real deep covering his cock with as many turds as possible and right before ejaculation he pulls out and shoves his cock into her mouth projecting the turds from the cock to the back of her throat.

Guy1: wow... my girl friend really likes the Toronto turd Torpedo
Guy2: that sounds awesome , she must be a real special girl

Toronto Turd Torpedo by da golden finga August 16, 2011