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Torcation 

(n) From a kid's point of view, a vacation where you do things that your parents think are educational and fun, but you think and really torture.
Torcation is vacation where you tour museums, walk from historical landmark to historical landmark in sweltering summer heat, eating weird food in far away lands, etc.
Torcation by phatmanparker August 19, 2009

Tortation 

A sexual act comprised of sticking your finger into the pussy along with your dick to and then twist the girl around in a circle on your dick. It has to be a relatively small girl.
I gave this beautiful woman a tortation last night. It was epic.
Tortation by coconutspeds April 26, 2011

Tribation 

An act of lesbianism in which one woman and another woman engage in clitoral stimulation by simultaneously rubbing each others' excited clitorises together. This is achieved when one woman lies on her side, lifting her leg up and the other woman spreads her own legs and interlocks herself with her partner in a "scissoring" position. Both women proceed to grind their clitorises together, thus producing sexual stimulation and satisfaction.
I was surprised to see tribation in last night's porno flick since tribation isn't a very common sexual act in porn.
Tribation by DoJo March 24, 2006

Facebook (no)tification 

Pronounced: Facebook NO-tification

1. Takes place when one is excited about having one or more facebook notifications but soon finds that they are all irrelevant or unexciting.

NOtifications are: invites to out-of-state parties, options to support causes one does not care about, comments and 'likes' from strangers, when a friend request is accepted, invites to lost cell phone events where you have no intention of sharing your number.

2. A NOtification can also take place when one receives a notification for a wall-post, photo comment (etc.) that no longer exists.

3. When facebook will not recognize that a notification has already been checked, resulting in one believing they have a new notification when it is in fact old.
Jill: "If I get one more facebook (No)tification about Courtney's graduation party, I'm going to leave the event."

Vicky: "Every time I log in to I think I have a new notification but it's always the same facebook (No)tification about that creep commenting on my profile picture."

Jill: "I totally thought that cute guy Jack wrote on my wall, but there's nothing there."
Vicky: "That's called a facebook (NO)tification"

tordnation

When your friend is watching Eddsworld porn of Tord and you walk by, you would say ," what in tordnation." Then get on a horse and ride off into the sunset.
"What in Tordnation is that?"
tordnation by Heart_catcher10 October 31, 2017

triction 

Definition: truth hidden in fiction.

I took the words truth and fiction and combined them. I would have to go back years in my diaries to find when I first coined the word triction. I coined the word to help people understand that I was hiding true incidents in my life in a fictional story setting.

If I could I would love to be able to tell you the exact date I made the word up from my diary records. However, I do know for a fact that I used the word and definition in a foreword dated October 28, 2014 in one of my kids book called, "Life Lessons with R.J."
My literary works are triction
triction by Janissa Lindsay April 10, 2020
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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