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Top Slice
The most unflawed of moves while freeskiing. Like the top slice of pizza leftovers that were all stacked on one plate to save room in the fridge. The cheese is uninterrupted.
Top Slice by OuttaBounZ January 5, 2009
Topslice
verb.
To topslice is to take a collection of something and take some of said collection for oneself privately before other people are aware of the full volume of the initial collection.
To topslice is to take a collection of something and take some of said collection for oneself privately before other people are aware of the full volume of the initial collection.
1. I left my weed at Jay's house last week and the fucker topsliced the bag. There was at least two joints worth missing.
2. Christine chose to topslice the money that she found in the wallet before handing it over to the police.
2. Christine chose to topslice the money that she found in the wallet before handing it over to the police.
Topslice by ohlawdmudkips December 28, 2007
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