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Tootgasm

When one lets flatus expel from the anus in the middle of sexual orgasm. In other words, a toot slip in the peak of sex. This may result in never having intercourse with that person again.
My good sir, did you just tootgasm?

Man, last night, Kyle had such a big tootgasm, a dank cloud of stank formed right over the bed.
by Biggy Jeez July 14, 2013
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A Toolgasm is a place in a Tool song or album where the listener achieves maximum listening pleasure.
When Maynard screams for 15 seconds in Eulogy i had a Toolgasm. In just about every Tool song I have a Toolgasm.
by Allen November 4, 2003
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toolgasm

One of the greatest feelings a human being can experience. A toolgasm is caused when someone or a group of people is/are listening to music created by the Los Angeles based band 'Tool'. The toolgasm usually occurs at the climax of a song. Some causes of toolgasms have been listed below. A toolgasm is extremely similar to an orgasm, but with no fluids as a result. So in a sense, it is a cleaner orgasm.
Several causes of toolgasms:

4 min. 18 sec. into the song Stinkfist:.

6 min. 35 sec. into the song Eulogy.

6 min. 12 sec. into the song Ticks and Leeches

7 min. 20 sec. into the song Lateralus
by stooze December 21, 2008
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a peaking point in the listening of music written by tool. At this point, the listener undergoes a sensation much like that of an orgasm, without the mess.
In the song Third Eye, maynard screams repeadedly after a beautiful section of ballad like music. At this point, the listener may undergo a toolgasm
by eric February 15, 2004
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A toolgasm is when you cum your pants while listening to Tool.
While listening to the Aenema cd I have multiple toolgasms.
by upthewazzo March 30, 2004
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toolgasm

The orgasm of ones' SOUL and EVERYTHING acheived by listening to the band Tool. It occurs during a certain part of the song, which lifts up your soul, projects it towards the universe, and enlightens your whole existance for that very moment. Side effects include a tingly sensation in your head/brain, and/or tears in your eyes from the beauty your ears have just encountered. The offset of the Toolgasm varies. Can be something lyrical that makes you tingle and gives you the shivers, or it could be a combination of an instrumental part with or without vocals that is utter beauty due to Maynards' voice in conjuction with the awesome instrumentals at that very moment. May cause you to melt into stuff because it makes you feel that damn good if gone to extremes.

What Toolgasms you differs from person to person. It's basically a full body experience, and when you feel it, you'll know exactly what it is.
"Dude, 8:37 of Rosetta Stoned...total Toolgasm!"
"Oh yeah? How about Parabola? It brings me to life!"
by ThirdEye_Davi November 8, 2007
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i picked up this screwdriver and had a toolgasm
by LeahPeah July 21, 2006
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