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all toasters toast toast
all toasters toast toast by KekGuy November 16, 2017
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ToasterSexual
You like to stick your fat cock into a nice toaster on full power. Even the sight of a toaster will cause you to bust the fattest nut in history, and flood the world until every toaster in existence has tasted your cum.
ToasterSexual by I fuck toasters June 15, 2021
CLAP, CEO of Quirky Toasters Inc.
Clap: "I am CLAP, CEO of Quirky Toasters Inc., the greatest man alive!"
You: "What do you mean, Clap is dead????"
You: "What do you mean, Clap is dead????"
CLAP, CEO of Quirky Toasters Inc. by demitridasoda December 7, 2022
Terrific Toasters
Terrific Toasters is an Instagram account made for the purpose of hilarious pictures and description of toasters, terrific toasters.
Every definition is more than a paragraph long and absolutely hilarious.
Hundreds of followers and counting, all love Terrific Toasters.
Shoutouts happen everyday, toasters will take over the world of instagram one of these days.
Every definition is more than a paragraph long and absolutely hilarious.
Hundreds of followers and counting, all love Terrific Toasters.
Shoutouts happen everyday, toasters will take over the world of instagram one of these days.
"Hey dude, are you following Terrific_Toasters?"
-"Nah, what's that?"
"It's the most hilarious account on Instagram, they just post toasters and good definitions!"
-"That's awesome, Ill go follow Terrific Toasters now"
-"Nah, what's that?"
"It's the most hilarious account on Instagram, they just post toasters and good definitions!"
-"That's awesome, Ill go follow Terrific Toasters now"
Terrific Toasters by Terrific_Toasters January 25, 2014
the toasters
One of the First and Best Third Wave Ska bands. From NYC, i believe. Recently released 'Enemy of the System' on the small San Francisco label Asian Man Records.
the toasters by yosoyjohn July 18, 2006
Toastless Hell
Featured on an Episode of the Dog Whisperer-
A border Collie named Sandra, suffers a great fear of toasters. Her owners call the famous Cesar Milan to help their border collie, because they miss having toast, bagels, and frozen waffles in the morning.
A toastless hell in an uncomfortable and carb-less place to be. IF your dog or cat or any other domestic pet such as a child or a husband suffers a phobia of toasters either get rid of said pet and save the two grand spent on Cesar for a really nice toaster, or a more complicated choice, move said toaster to another room. The choice is yours.
A border Collie named Sandra, suffers a great fear of toasters. Her owners call the famous Cesar Milan to help their border collie, because they miss having toast, bagels, and frozen waffles in the morning.
A toastless hell in an uncomfortable and carb-less place to be. IF your dog or cat or any other domestic pet such as a child or a husband suffers a phobia of toasters either get rid of said pet and save the two grand spent on Cesar for a really nice toaster, or a more complicated choice, move said toaster to another room. The choice is yours.
Dude- " God Im so hungry"
Dude #2- "Dude why didnt you eat breakfast?"
Dude- " I wish, My border collie is afraid of toasters and thats all we had this morning"
Dude #2- "That sucks."
Dude- "Welcome to my Toastless Hell"
Dude #2- "Dude why didnt you eat breakfast?"
Dude- " I wish, My border collie is afraid of toasters and thats all we had this morning"
Dude #2- "That sucks."
Dude- "Welcome to my Toastless Hell"
Toastless Hell by A faithful Fan September 27, 2009
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