Toastlegs

When you feel like dont wearing pants, and decides to take them off.
When you feel like pants are to overrated.
When you dont want to wear pants.

Dude 1: Dude, where is your pants?

Dude 2: Oh, i just feel like toastlegs today

Toastlegs by wombatten December 1, 2013

all toasters toast toast

The mighty words of the powerful Mario from the failed game, "Hotel Mario" for the Philips CDI.

Mario: "You know what they say, all toasters toast toast!"

all toasters toast toast by KekGuy November 16, 2017

ToasterSexual

You like to stick your fat cock into a nice toaster on full power. Even the sight of a toaster will cause you to bust the fattest nut in history, and flood the world until every toaster in existence has tasted your cum.

Jim: I'm ToasterSexual
Anna: *Grabs Toaster*
Jim: *Drowns Anna in cum*

ToasterSexual by I fuck toasters June 15, 2021

CLAP, CEO of Quirky Toasters Inc. 

"If she/he had read the manual, she/he would know not to put toasters in water." ~Clap

Clap: "I am CLAP, CEO of Quirky Toasters Inc., the greatest man alive!"

You: "What do you mean, Clap is dead????"

CLAP, CEO of Quirky Toasters Inc. by demitridasoda December 7, 2022

Terrific Toasters 

Terrific Toasters is an Instagram account made for the purpose of hilarious pictures and description of toasters, terrific toasters.
Every definition is more than a paragraph long and absolutely hilarious.

Hundreds of followers and counting, all love Terrific Toasters.
Shoutouts happen everyday, toasters will take over the world of instagram one of these days.

"Hey dude, are you following Terrific_Toasters?"

-"Nah, what's that?"

"It's the most hilarious account on Instagram, they just post toasters and good definitions!"

-"That's awesome, Ill go follow Terrific Toasters now"

Terrific Toasters by Terrific_Toasters January 25, 2014

the toasters 

One of the First and Best Third Wave Ska bands. From NYC, i believe. Recently released 'Enemy of the System' on the small San Francisco label Asian Man Records.

Two Tone Army, Shocker, Decision At Midnight....the Toasters...they rawk.

the toasters by yosoyjohn July 18, 2006

Toastless Hell 

Featured on an Episode of the Dog Whisperer-
A border Collie named Sandra, suffers a great fear of toasters. Her owners call the famous Cesar Milan to help their border collie, because they miss having toast, bagels, and frozen waffles in the morning.

A toastless hell in an uncomfortable and carb-less place to be. IF your dog or cat or any other domestic pet such as a child or a husband suffers a phobia of toasters either get rid of said pet and save the two grand spent on Cesar for a really nice toaster, or a more complicated choice, move said toaster to another room. The choice is yours.

Dude- " God Im so hungry"
Dude #2- "Dude why didnt you eat breakfast?"
Dude- " I wish, My border collie is afraid of toasters and thats all we had this morning"
Dude #2- "That sucks."
Dude- "Welcome to my Toastless Hell"

Toastless Hell by A faithful Fan September 27, 2009