An insurance policy required by a title company for a real estate transaction that's not worth the paper it's written on. They exclude everything that may arise and don't have to disclose it, past, present, or future issues.
by Tootsie in Mobile April 27, 2017
Reading the title of an article and becoming impassioned to share your already formed opinion of said article without actually reading said article.
by Emma Ferguson November 16, 2017
A wise marketer that practices the art, science and wizardry of improving titles. A Title Gandalf is more experienced and wiser than a writer or wordsmith which simply strings words together. By seeing the potential of a piece of content, a Title Gandalf will step in to improve upon a title so readers will bite and be let down when they start reading what the wordsmith has strung together.
Writer: Can I get final approval on this content?
Title Gandalf: The text is looking good. But I'm sorry, but that title simply shall not pass.
Title Gandalf: The text is looking good. But I'm sorry, but that title simply shall not pass.
by BillyDaBot January 25, 2021
Most of the people that held a title of Mr. or Miss Texas, or Oklahoma, or Kansas before him/her actually were from Texas, Kansas, or Oklahoma.
by Solid Mantis March 2, 2021
Hym "And what the actual fuck is the deal with people harping on the title of your book? It's a stupid question. 'Why did you call your book "A panacea to debauchery" (and, yes, I know that's not the most accurate synonym for the actual title)?' And it's like 'Why is that something you have such an issue with? Are you rooting for the debauchery? Is that not something that needs to be brought under control from time to time?' I mean... You know me, I'm not necessarily averse to debauchery but at least I admit it. I mean, it was 3-4 separate interviews where you were asked something along those lines. It's just weird."
by Hym Iam April 20, 2022
Hym "She's a lazy shill who has her life subsidized and gets paid to regurgitate her inane and inconsistent propositional ethic and defend socially the people she is paid to defend.... You ARE her? I saw that title change though. If I keep doing it to the same title... How many times are you going to change it? 100? 1000!? Do you doubt that I wouldn't do it 1000 times just to drive home the reality of my superordinate will!? Aaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!"
by Hym Iam February 16, 2023
When so many people get the name of a song wrong that it necessitates parentheses containing the song's mistaken name along with its ACTUAL name so people don't get frustrated when they can't find it. It can also occur if the title of the song is too verbose. (Again, this too can be caused by people getting the title wrong.)
(Title Confusion) has occurred many times in music. To name a few:
-Escape (The Pina Colada Song) by Rupert Holmes
-Rocket Man (I Think It's Gonna Be A Long, Long Time) by Elton John
-Bang A Gong (Get It On) by T. Rex*
-Movin' Out (Anthony's Song) by Billy Joel
-Operator (That's Not The Way It Feels) by Jim Croce
* "Bang a Gong" was originally called "Get It On," but it was later changed.
-Escape (The Pina Colada Song) by Rupert Holmes
-Rocket Man (I Think It's Gonna Be A Long, Long Time) by Elton John
-Bang A Gong (Get It On) by T. Rex*
-Movin' Out (Anthony's Song) by Billy Joel
-Operator (That's Not The Way It Feels) by Jim Croce
* "Bang a Gong" was originally called "Get It On," but it was later changed.
by Someone who kinda exists September 19, 2021