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Timothia 

The best of the best! Timothia's are usually caring, funny and short. Often, their imaginations are wild. So wild they might write songs about sex ed and stories for their friends! Their hair is usually black and are most often from Asian descent. Did I mention they're good at art? Well, they are.
Man, Timothia really is an all-around great kid!
Timothia by GirlDressesLikeAKidForFun November 21, 2011
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timothia 

A silly mistake, typically on a legal document, resulting from a failure to completely revise the document from a previous use.
The document said that Mary is filing HIS appeal. What a timothia!
timothia by Reeshard October 7, 2022

timothea 

Timothea is a crazy girl who is always laughing. If you're friends with one then you are so lucky as she is a pleasure to be around.
"What's your Name?"
"Timothea, but Timmie for short"
"Wow!"
timothea by Smartandsexyxx December 5, 2015

timothius 

timothius... timmmmeh... teemmmoooo... whatever you feel like callin him that day. A super cool do0d. THe best, even! Enjoys wicked chats about music, some being classical over specialty coffee and teas, crazeh coloured pictures, and loves to have fun. And is a WICKED friend. :D
Oh..mygod... he is Sooooooo Timothius-ish.
timothius by Moi ;) December 23, 2004
A follower of Timothy. In the Bible, Paul wrote letters to Timothy as if Timothy would be alive on earth in the later days. Pseudopigrapha, prewritten Christian and Jewish text, suggest Timothy is the 13th apostle of Jesus Christ that would judge the world, and teach the true Gospel of Christ in the later days. This is why the 13 is considered a unlucky number. It would mean the end of many religious leaders and teachers. It simply means someone who believes Timothy and his teachings.
In 1985 Timothy Allen Campbell saw Jesus Christ in the flesh and wrote, "The Gospel of Timothy". He started the Timothean Religion which can be found on the Internet as a religion of fiction. However, the religion is not fiction to Timothy or his followers. The last person on earth who claims to have seen Jesus, is Joseph Smith who started the Mormon religion.
Timothean by GoTimothy August 13, 2011

Timothius 1:1

A verse from the crackhead bible book of timothius “I like pink no brown just pink”
We listen to the teachings of timothius 1:1
Timothius 1:1 by Soggiest B October 28, 2018

Timothises 

A person seduced by short girls.
That dude is Timothises against that girl.
Timothises by Alpha que ur Mum August 14, 2018
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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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