To "Tij" is to pray to the God of Tij. Tij is a god that enters the bodies of unproclaimed devastating soon to be burried deep within the FBI's folders war crimes criminals. Tij is like a pastor. Tij is life, Tij is religion.
Jimmy: "Hey John, whatchya doin' tonight?"
John: "Tij...
Tij Jimmy...
You have to follow me Jimmy...
The place they take us to... it's...
It's just as Tij describes it..."
John: "Tij...
Tij Jimmy...
You have to follow me Jimmy...
The place they take us to... it's...
It's just as Tij describes it..."
by Unarma January 19, 2023
That guy who is really medium at everything he does. Mostly found home playing videogames with crappy internet.
by Nem0o0 March 12, 2018
Have you ever such perfection? If you have not, you probably don't know a Tijs A very handsome boy with a lot of muscles and a nice ass. If you meet someone like him you must be the luckiest person in the world. BUT BEWARE! Guys who are named Tijs are very hard to get. They don't like fooling around and care for a lot of attention in their relationship.
by Tijslovur February 27, 2019