A Weekly holiday that takes place every Thursday in which we celebrate the thick bitches among us.
This is not an excuse to sexually harass people! This is an opportunity to show how much you appreciate a thick bitch you know.
OJ: Hey Alexa! Happy Thick Bitch Thursday!
Alexa: Thank you very much it gives me great joy when you tell me that i am a thick bitch. It really lightens my insecurities.
OJ: My pleasure!! (Wanna fuck?)
Weekly holiday created by Annie Marshall of Maryland, observed by refraining from bitching, complaining, ingratitude and pessimism on Thursdays. Currently popular in Central and Western Maryland, and spreading quickly to other regions.
It's BitchlessThursday! Which must mean it's polka-lessons-down-the-C&O-Canal-tow-path-before-it-gets-too-hot day.