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Thunder Bastard Poverty Sicles 

n. Warm weather snack, highly efficient anti-boredom tool.

Take one of the ready-mixed packages of Kool-Aid lemonade and sink the entire package in a pitcher of water. The higher concentration, the better. After all the Kool-Aid dissolves, get a bottle of lemon juice concentrate. Add as much as you feel like, a lot or a little, it really doesn't matter. After you stir that in for awhile, pour the mix into an icecube tray, cover it in saran wrap, and put toothpicks in each one, making poverty sicles. The end result will be a sickeningly sweet lemonade popsicle.

However, you don't have to use lemonade mix, or even the ready-made Kool-aid packages. You can use any flavor, just so long as you get the sugar right (or wrong, depending). I recommend a minimum of 10 packets if you're going to go that route, then fill the pitcher about halfway and add as much sugar as the water will hold. Test, correct where needed.
Tyler drew the short straw and had to test the first batch of Thunder Bastard Poverty Sicles. He took one lick and about went into sugar shock.

Thunderbastard 

A football goal scored usually from long-range with high degrees of velocity and power.
Metgod's free kick against West Ham in 1986 was an absolute thunderbastard of a strike. Probably the thunderbastard of all thunderbastards.
Thunderbastard by pascalious March 1, 2013

Thunderbastard 

In football parlance, a screamer of a goal struck from distance with a high degree of power leaving the goalkeeper no chance.
That Jay Rodriguez for Burnley scored a Thunderbastard of a goal past the hapless David De Gea of Man Utd. (Cue mass exodus of Man Utd fans from Old Trafford}
Thunderbastard by Kebabob January 23, 2020