Throw cake in't pond Share definition Flag To defecate/excrete faeces/have a turd. Must be said in a northern accent "Bah eck lass that were some crackin' beef, after all that im off to throw cake in't pond" Throw cake in't pond by Yannick Pfister December 20, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Throw cake in't pond mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch