Thor

That one guy in Avengers with that hammer thing.

Thor is a fucking god... Literally

by Jimmy Sutton March 31, 2020

Thor

A man who can bench more than anybody on the earth
All muscle no brain

Thor: I can bench more than you

by Uswallow May 29, 2019

Thor

A fat bastard who plays fortnite all day. Doesn't get a job and would probably kill his brother for money

Let's play get help thor

by Kiste511 November 22, 2021

Thor

A guy who has a very large penis. When he wraps his hand around your neck, pleasure fills you. Cum drips from your throbbing pussy as he fingers you. He can get rough, and it makes you so horny.

'Fuck me so hard Thor'
'Get that big cock inside me Thor'

by ANONYMOUẞ January 20, 2020

Thor

A fat nigga who's very funny yet gets third wheeled often

"Damn he smoochin while that nigga watchin! That dude must be a Thor!"

by Thors bich January 14, 2019

Thor

The god of lesbian

Thor protects lesbians with his live and will do awkward thumps up and shows puppy eyes+smile to every lesbian he sees :)
(Thor in the mcu, especially Thor ragnarok)

*Valkery waks past Thor*
*Thor does awkward thumps up and puppy eyes+smile to them*
*Valkery smiles back and does pistols with her hands*

by Mafiaboss69 November 23, 2021

Thor

A fat fuck that is very lazy and never does everything. He is always wanting food.If you fall in love with Thor be ready to feed him constly and change his cathider .

Thor is a person

by Thor 0773 August 13, 2019