the polar bear 

To put one's hand in an ice chest as to deny the passage of blood and ultimately lose feeling in the hand, followed by the act of masturbation with said limb

I gave myself the polar bear last night

the polar bear by Jeeping life May 9, 2017

cooler than the polar bear's toenail 

The highest state of "coolness".

Trick Daddy's new album is cooler than the polar bear's toenail.

cooler than the polar bear's toenail by Outkast with a K December 4, 2004

shave the polar bear 

to spontaneously create a new definition for a word or phrase; usually indicated through voice inflection; often sexual or taboo

Person 1: With the state of global warming, pretty soon we are going to have to shave the polar bears.

Person 2: Yeah, I bet you like to shave the polar bear. Your Mom and I shaved the polar bear last night!

shave the polar bear by Master Wordsmith May 3, 2006

The Wandering Polar Bear 

When a man ejaculates into a woman's ass and it travels out the butthole down into the vagina.

She said she was involved with P.E.T.A. so I gave her "The Wandering Polar Bear."

The Wandering Polar Bear by Polar Bear Hunter July 10, 2010

Bee the drippy polar bear of the artic 

Bee the drippy polar bear of the artic is a bITCH WHO DOSEN'T FINISH THE FMARONPA SCRIPT- /J

The definition of "bee the drippy polar bear of the artic...:"

"Hoe."
-Bee the drippy polar bear themselves

Bee the drippy polar bear of the artic by Sprite Apples June 17, 2021