The Jet

A superior being known as "The Jet". At any given time, if the impossible is needed to be accomplished the Jet must be unleashed. To unleash The Jet it is simple, just yell "JET" at the top of your lounges.

Craig Fitzgibbons: Oi Jet can you help me lift this large and abnormally sized pumkin into my trailer?

The Jet: Yeh no problem fitzy. *tries lifting the 500kg pumpkin and fails*

Craig Fitzgibbons: Strewth, we have a heavy pumpkin here. Think we might have to get Darrel over to lend a helping hand.

The Jet: NO! We still have one option left. I think you know what to do!

Craig Fitzgibbons: JETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!

*Before Craig could even scratch his right nut, the pumkin was in the trailer*

The Jet: So... Drop the pumpkin soap off tomorrow mate

by Jetronics November 16, 2010

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The Jet Ski

jet skied, jet skiing;

sex position in which a guy straddles a girls chest and proceeds to diddy ride (tit wank) her while gripping bunches of hair at either side of her head (handle bars).
at the point of ejaculation the girl urinates, producing a jet of fluid, like a water ski.

"tried the jet ski last night, the sheets were soaked"

"jet skied this girl last night, came right on her chin"

by pill-yung October 26, 2013

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The Jet Fighter

The Jet Fighter is for dudes with sleep apnea that use a cpap machine and wear a full face respirator mask during any sexual activity.

I told her to call me Ice Man before I put my cpap mask on and gave her The Jet Fighter last night.

by Old Scratch August 17, 2023

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The Jet Trio

Three men engaged in anal sex with one another at the same time.

Gavin isn't feeling quite right since the jet trio last night.

by dr. phong September 11, 2005

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The Jet Life

1) A hardcore New York Jet fan's way of living, eating, and breathing.

2) A blog about the New York Jets. (TheJetLife.blogspot.com)

I haven't taken my Revis jersey off in 3 weeks, I'm living The Jet Life.

by TheJetLife May 13, 2011

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Benny “the jet” Rodriguez

Cutest boy in the movie sandlot. Great at baseball. Best smile in the world. When you see him you will fall in love with him instantly. He would make a great boyfriend.❤️

“Benny was the last to leave the sandlot, he now plays for the LA dodgers as Benny “The jet” Rodriguez”

- Scotty smalls

by Lucy loue June 22, 2020

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