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The Hermit Crab

the act of inserting two fist's into a woman's vagina, and then once in her musky cave, the lower fist sprawls out and does a tickling motion using the fingers !!
Dave:How did go with that girl last night??
Jim: Ya, it went really well, I used The Hermit Crab on her !!
by TheMightyBeef August 31, 2012
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feeding the hermit crab

a paticularly stinky chore, especially if you haven't cleaned the cage in a while.
dad:get to feeding the hermit crab!
Kid: eeewww is that crab poop? I didnt know crabs pooped....yuck!
by Lei Lei January 11, 2009
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the angry hermit crab

While fucking a girl on the beach, take your dick out and stick it in the sand. Then put your sandy dick back in her vagina, like a hermit crab going back into its shell.
I was fucking my girl on the beach so i just did the angry hermit crab on her.
by JoeVirus November 24, 2006
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