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The Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades

I study nuclear science
I love my classes
I got a crazy teacher
He wears dark glasses
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades
I've got a job waiting for my graduation
Fifty thou a year'll buy a lot of beer
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades
The Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades
I gotta wear shades
Well I'm heavenly blessed and worldly wise
I'm a peeping-tom techie with x-ray eyes
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades
I study nuclear science
I love my classes
I got a crazy teacher
He wears dark glasses
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades

The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades, I gotta wear shades
by Death Menace February 5, 2023
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He's the future

The way of saying "I love him" but no homo.

In Voltron Legendary Defender, season 7 episode 4, "The Feud", the paladins of Voltron were told to choose the one person on the team that they wanted to get to leave the game and be safe. Lance McClain chose Keith Kogane. When Bob, the game show host asks why he chose Keith, Lance answers "He's our leader, plus he's half Galra, so I think he's, like, the future," while having soft eyes at Keith and blushing very slightly. This clearly meant something more because right after, Keith is acting very defensive.
Bob: Lance, who got your vote?
Lance: I voted for Keith. He's our leader, plus he half Galra, so I think he's, like, the future.
or

Guy 1: He's the future
Guy 2: You love him don't you?
Guy 1: Yeah... I do
by DaniTheAlpaca September 30, 2018
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jojo's bizarre adventure: heritage for the future

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Heritage for the Future (ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 未来への遺産, JoJo no Kimyō na Bōken Mirai e no Isan) is an updated version of the game, released on September 13, 1999, on the CPS-3W arcade system. This version featured eight additional playable characters and adjustments to the game for balancing purposes.

Also known as JJBA HFTF or just HFTF.
Doug: Yo, dude, wanna get whooped in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Heritage For The Future

Joshu: For the last time Doug, stop saying the title of the entire game, you could just call it HFTF or something
by fourisunlucky October 27, 2020
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jojo's bizarre adventure: heritage for the future

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Heritage for the Future (ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 未来への遺産, JoJo no Kimyō na Bōken Mirai e no Isan) is an updated version of the game, released on September 13, 1999, on the CPS-3W arcade system. This version featured eight additional playable characters and adjustments to the game for balancing purposes.

Also known as JJBA HFTF or just HFTF.
Doug: Yo, dude, wanna get whooped in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Heritage For The Future

Joshu: For the last time Doug, stop saying the title of the entire game, you could just call it HFTF or something
by fourisunlucky October 27, 2020
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you ain't the future of shit

You will not be important in the future and you are not important now. So stop complaining.
Whiner: Man, they really need to pay me more at work.

Aaron: Man, YOU AIN'T THE FUTURE OF SHIT! Stop bitchin'
by theworldisforked February 26, 2020
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