The ambassador is when you go to a foreign country and get a girl to give you a hummer using her national anthem.
by Bryan K. S. April 21, 2006
A homosexual. A man who enjoys participating in intercourse with another man. From the German for Ambassador, which is Botschafter.
"Here comes the ambassador. I bet he tries to seduce you"
"Hi guys, would either of you like my thick cock up your arse?"
"told you so...."
"Hi guys, would either of you like my thick cock up your arse?"
"told you so...."
by theglos March 23, 2010
Noun: The Thumb.
Specifically when you attempt to insert your thumb into a girl's asshole prior to having anal sex with her in an attempt to gauge how well received your cock will be.
Specifically when you attempt to insert your thumb into a girl's asshole prior to having anal sex with her in an attempt to gauge how well received your cock will be.
Nate: I tried to fuck my girlfriend in the ass and she almost killed me.
Steve: n00bish mistake dude! Next time send the ambassador in first
Nate: Like a little representative for my cock?
Steve: Exactly
Paul & Derek: LOL ROFL ROFL ROFL
Steve: n00bish mistake dude! Next time send the ambassador in first
Nate: Like a little representative for my cock?
Steve: Exactly
Paul & Derek: LOL ROFL ROFL ROFL
by nophone February 14, 2009
Comrade, friend, fellow squire, chief of the watch - used to describe a close friend or friends. Used also to greet a friend or friends.
by Ambassador133 December 11, 2008
The key to understanding the word AMBASSADOR is the word in the middle, "bass."
"Bass" has two main meanings with separate pronunciations.
Our focus is NOT on the musical instrument "bass" (rhymes with "base")
but on the FISH bass (rhymes with "ass") which has to do with
"ambassador's" terminology, its origins in Europe.
Bass is delicious and was in high demand in
European countries like Portugal, Iceland, and Greece.
Angling was common.
Many men would go off to work on commercial fishing vessels,
with bass being the main target.
Unfortunately, the larger bass, like Hogzillas and Big Mommas,
exuded a strong smell, which daily caused fishermen to
suffer ailments such as headaches, migraines, nausea.
This had a negative effect on the daily catch.
Losing profits was unacceptable.
In an effort to counter the detrimental effects of the offending stench, the fishermen
figured out that cutting off the bass's noses would negate the offending smell.
They took turns working an hour at a time exclusively on cutting
off the bass's noses, or, "amputate" the fish's noses so they won't
smell anymore, and therefore no one will get sick anymore.
The first syllable of AMBASSADOR comes from, "AMputate."
Second syllable is BASS.
The ending of AMBASSADOR, "ador," is an
Estonian transliteration of "odor," an unpleasant "smell"
Hence the word AMBASSADOR is derived from AMputate BASS's ODOR.
"Bass" has two main meanings with separate pronunciations.
Our focus is NOT on the musical instrument "bass" (rhymes with "base")
but on the FISH bass (rhymes with "ass") which has to do with
"ambassador's" terminology, its origins in Europe.
Bass is delicious and was in high demand in
European countries like Portugal, Iceland, and Greece.
Angling was common.
Many men would go off to work on commercial fishing vessels,
with bass being the main target.
Unfortunately, the larger bass, like Hogzillas and Big Mommas,
exuded a strong smell, which daily caused fishermen to
suffer ailments such as headaches, migraines, nausea.
This had a negative effect on the daily catch.
Losing profits was unacceptable.
In an effort to counter the detrimental effects of the offending stench, the fishermen
figured out that cutting off the bass's noses would negate the offending smell.
They took turns working an hour at a time exclusively on cutting
off the bass's noses, or, "amputate" the fish's noses so they won't
smell anymore, and therefore no one will get sick anymore.
The first syllable of AMBASSADOR comes from, "AMputate."
Second syllable is BASS.
The ending of AMBASSADOR, "ador," is an
Estonian transliteration of "odor," an unpleasant "smell"
Hence the word AMBASSADOR is derived from AMputate BASS's ODOR.
I enjoy fishing for delicious bass during the Summer, but when I catch one I have to immediately ambassador it, otherwise I would soon so feel nauseous and want to throw up. 🤢
by Love4Catholicism! — the ONLY! December 31, 2021
A person of the highest ranking in the social triangle. Looks down upon everyone who deserves to be looked down upon because they know that they themselves are the best.
by blasphemous09 December 10, 2010
by Saints September 25, 2003