The Wench"

A Wench. A Woman who out drinks, out swears, out burbs and out farts a man. Then complains when you do it

"The Wench" came home late, smelling of booze, passed gas all night that had a match been struck , i fear the house would have caught fire. Then spoke all night , saying honey that was gross , stop it. self explanitory , a woman who does it better then a man.

As Ian and Shel discussed on a hot day in July.

The Wench" by Tis me again July 15, 2006

Saucing the wench 

The act of Ejaculating on a girl's face with the reputation of being a slut.

Johnny got caught in the girls locker room saucing the wench.

Later on tonight im gonna sauce the wench.

Saucing the wench by Carlos R. Gomez V. June 2, 2004

morgan the sea wench 

a mystical land/sea creature with magical breasts that shoot laser beams and glitter. she has a hypnotizing voice that makes susceptible young sailor boys do her bidding such as: waxing her bikini line and polishing her silverware. there is a Broadway musical based on her legend and it has won many tony awards. recognize.

i want to be just like morgan the sea wench when i grow up!

morgan the sea wench by nnnnnnnnnnnnnnoodle September 24, 2011

The Wailing Wench 

Since the dawn of time there has been an expression, that has survived through all the ages - in latin it is "Planctus Puera",in chinese "哭丫头". In english, it is "The Wailing Wench".
It is the simple, but pleasurable, act of slapping the behind of a serving lady, a serving wench, the waitress etc.

It might be hard, it might be a light caress, and you might even grab if you are feeling cheeky. But it will ALWAYS end with a yelp and a shriek!

Gross old man 1 - "I pulled The Wailing wench on the new girl Jenny the other day, I marked her as mine, THAT'S for sure!"

Gross old man 2 - "You, my friend, are quite the rascal! I have longed to Wail the wench myself for a fortnight!"

Gross old man 1 - " She shrieked like the beast, and, I must admit, it was quite the behind on that one!"

*Both gross man laughing*

The Wailing Wench by Norwegian pecker January 12, 2013

The Wailing Wench 

Since the dawn of time there has been an expression, that has survived the all the ages - in latin it is "Planctus Puera",in chinese "哭丫头". In english, it is "The Wailing Wench".
It is the simple, but pleasurable, act of slapping the behind of a a serving lady, a serving wench, the waitress etc.

It might be hard, it might be a light caress, and you might even grab if you are feeling cheeky. But it will ALWAYS end with a yelp and a shriek!

Gross old man 1 - "I pulled The Wailing wench on the new girl Jenny the other day, I marked her as mine, THAT'S for sure!"

Gross old man 2 - "You, my friend, are quite the rascal! I have longed to Wail the wench myself for a fortnight!"

Gross old man 1 - " She shrieked like a beast, and, I must admit, it was quite the behind on that one!"

*Both gross man laughing*

The Wailing Wench by Norwegian pecker January 12, 2013

the winchester

A pub of British folklore that offers protections against a wide range of ills ie girlfriend dumping you, zombies

"Zombies are attacking, WHAT DO WE DO?!"

"lets go to the winchester"

the winchester by Aliss November 7, 2007

The Winchester Experiment 

Not knowing if a gun is loaded or not like the rifle hanging over the Winchester bar in "Shaun of the Dead "

I have a gun in my purse want to do the Winchester experiment

The Winchester Experiment by Agoon Whiteward December 11, 2013