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The Kurt Cobain 

When a man pulls out right before climaxing and aims his penis at his own face and ejaculates.
Billy: "Donnie, why do you have jizz all over your face?"

Donnie: "Don't worry Billy, it's mine - I was just pounding my wife and decided to spice things up a bit and did The Kurt Cobain"
The Kurt Cobain by Donnie Walnuts October 17, 2009
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The Kurt Cobain 

it's the opposite to the rusty trambone. the rusty trambone is where a girl licks a guys ass while jerking him off thus making the actions of a trambone. the kurt cobain is where u lick a girls asshole and finger her as if your shooting yourself in the head. you get bonus points if the girl is on her rag. my cousin matt g. created the kurt cobain...but i james R was the first to do it and yes i got the bonus points!
i was with a girl last and i used the kurt cobain on her!

the kurt cobain 

When you are jerking off while sitting up and blow a load up under your chin with a force resembling that of a shot gun blast.
The Kurt Cobain is why you aim for your chest, not your face.
the kurt cobain by dom matt April 11, 2008

The Kurt Cobain 

An awkward dance that has NOTHING to do with Kurt Cobain. Defined by 2 awkward individuals residing in Sydney.
"E'rbody do the Kurt Cobain!" *Awkward shrugs*
The Kurt Cobain by Wafflegoddess October 16, 2012

The Kurt Cobain

The gluttonous act of thrusting two (preferably large) members into ones own mouth until they create an unstoppable cum eruption together.
"Me and my homie was giving that girl The Kurt Cobain. Her head got blown smoove"

"Bro and I high-fived after shawty Kurt Cobained herself"

The Kurt Cobain Game

It’s like Russian Roulette but with a shotgun and all the shells are live
My girlfriend just broke up with me, I think I’m going to play the Kurt Cobain Game now.
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