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The Jon O

When a man rests one of his balls on the vagina for an extended period of time.
Warning: The Jon O requires exceptional balance.
by Bevan July 20, 2008
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Strain’n on the Jon

1.When you push too hard exporting whoppers and your hemorrhoid bunch splashs in the cold unforgiving depths.

2. When you’re planting a fence post and your chili ring becomes one with the surface of the water.

3. When you’re dropping a full house off at the pool, and an Ace slips outve your hole.
4. During the exportation of a Pringles can, you push so hard you divorce your gooch.

5. Sometimes mistaken for the sexual act of Jon Straining which is when you’re balls deep in your boy jon and he sneezes and almost cuts your Dick off with his turd cutter.
Bro: ahhh man dude… I had dump truck nachos last night and right in the middle of getting after some beav and I spent the night strain’n on the Jon.
Bromigo: sorry man, when’s the funeral for your taint?
by Cody Bustaloady July 30, 2021
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The Jono Special

The act of constant pedophilic behaviour over social media platforms in an attempt to obtain nude photographs.
He gave her The Jono Special last night.
she wants The Jono Special.
by slipperyfishy April 29, 2019
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The Jono Method

The method used by the "Jono" to pick up the ladies. Nobody knows exactly how it is done, but there have been guesses as to what makes it so successful - such as being noisy as fuck and socialising like a boss. All that is known for sure is that when used correctly, the Jono Method works on almost everyone - blokes think he is the shit and girls are in love with him.
There have been rumours that he is now teaching his Method to a select few.
"Bro! Did you see those girls that Jono pulled the last few days?"
"Yeah mate, I tell you it's the Jono Method. It just works..."
by Stage4FuckYeahMotherFucker September 21, 2012
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j-on-the-cob

a GaNgStEr slag name for Jacob
"yo, j-on-the-cob wazz up?"
"nothing much dogg, you?"
by ashleymarie May 14, 2008
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j-on-the-cob

a GaNgStEr slag name for Jacob
"yo, j-on-the-cob wazz up?"
"nothing much dogg, you?"
by ashleymarie May 14, 2008
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