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The Gumar 

A move where a group of friends pretend to be a hot girl, and then tricking a different friend to think the hot girl is in to him.
Then the "hot girl" suggests a meeting where they will fuck
The move concludes when the tricked friend cum before the planned meeting, in order to last longer in coitus.
Afterwards it is acceptable to take a group photo and saying to the victim "you are the gumar" (gumar is the person who got pranked by the gumar move)
Yo Tom, have you heard about how we pulled off the gumar on Roi yesterday? The poor soul wanted to cry the whole evening
The Gumar by Gumarman January 28, 2020
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The Guardianz 

Hilal Khan and Sajjad Siddiqui are officially 'The Guardianz'. They cause a mixture of mass 'pwnage' and destruction both in the real world and as gamers.
"Woah! We just got owned by The Guardianz! It has been an honor."

"Quit that game! The Guardianz are playing.."
The Guardianz by Hilal K. January 1, 2009

The Guardian 

A formerly reputable left-leaning newpaper.In recent times has acted as the avant-garde of social marxism in the form of identity politics and the cult of victimhood.Often takes the side of the enemies of modern civilization on the flimsiest standpoints.

In essence, not worth the money or the web search. Representative of the spiritual and social paralysis in the Western World.
Me:"Did you read that article on The Guardian?".
You: " The Guardian?!. I never read that guff".

parading the guards

v.phrase. Exposing one's genitals in public if one is royalty.

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I say! Prince Harry has been parading the guards rather a lot lately. It just isn't cricket old boy. I think it all started when his great-granny started letting the corgis out.
parading the guards by gnostic1 September 24, 2012

hard for The Guard 

Mil. orig. US Coast Guard.
Def.: adj. a Coast Guard Member that loves the Coast Guard so much it is ridiculous. derogatory.
So, Johnson, are you trying to prove how hard for The Guard you are? Stop it!
hard for The Guard by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

The Guardian 

The Grauniad is a British left-wing populist rag read by the tweed and corduroy crowd at second rate liberal arts college's . It is known mostly for it's hatred of the United State's, Israel, and Western civilization. It's writer's are fatuous political pimps who write in the style of a frantic housewife whose husband just left her for a younger woman: bitter and vindictive.

The Guardian is required reading if you are middle-class, wear a Che Guevara t-shirt, and like to read books about the Baader-Meinhof gang and Red Brigades.
"I couldn't find the Socialist Worker so I'm reading The Guardian."
The Guardian by RonnieTheGreat April 23, 2008

Killed by the Guardians 

The result of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of Halo. It is the eventuality of an anomaly, which despite Bungie's sincerest efforts has been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. While it remains a burden to sedulously avoid it, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control. Which has led you, inexorably, to be killed by the guardians.
Running... jump... death.

You were Killed by the Guardians.