The Gonia

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Noun: A form of an STD carried by rats.

The disease is said to be orginally transmitted in the glorious town of Avalon, NJ during the culprit's (aka Patient Zero) loss of virginity to a threesome with the Garktron and another unfortunate female.

Frequently transmitted while the other suspect(s) is/are blacked out

Some of you may applaud this sexual behavior, but most of you are appalled.

1. A Shannahoe got got by the rat cock after a wild night at Timbo's. Needless to say she got the Gonia

2. The Scarlet Fever is to Rutgers as The Gonia is to Delaware

The Gonia by Students for safer sex October 6, 2011

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Gargle the gonads

Putting testicles in your mouth.

She could really gargle the gonads.

Gargle the gonads by gstringpyro July 22, 2015

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got the gonah

When she got the gonorrhea

That girl got the gonah.

got the gonah by naughtynumbercruncher August 19, 2016

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Goliath the great

Has the most relatable and understandable opinions about politics in Armenia. He stands up for his country even when he has haters on his tail. Loves his family and believes they come first. Also the the strongest man on earth both mentally and physically

Fred: Hey did you see Goliath the great's new post about the Armenia and Azerbaijan war.
Teddy: Yeah that man is really calling them out on the war crimes they committed.

Goliath the great by Jumbrozrule04 December 15, 2022

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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