The Gonia

Noun: A form of an STD carried by rats.

The disease is said to be orginally transmitted in the glorious town of Avalon, NJ during the culprit's (aka Patient Zero) loss of virginity to a threesome with the Garktron and another unfortunate female.

Frequently transmitted while the other suspect(s) is/are blacked out

Some of you may applaud this sexual behavior, but most of you are appalled.

1. A Shannahoe got got by the rat cock after a wild night at Timbo's. Needless to say she got the Gonia

2. The Scarlet Fever is to Rutgers as The Gonia is to Delaware

The Gonia by Students for safer sex October 6, 2011

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Gargle the gonads

Putting testicles in your mouth.

She could really gargle the gonads.

Gargle the gonads by gstringpyro July 22, 2015

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got the gonah

When she got the gonorrhea

That girl got the gonah.

got the gonah by naughtynumbercruncher August 19, 2016

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Goliath the great

Has the most relatable and understandable opinions about politics in Armenia. He stands up for his country even when he has haters on his tail. Loves his family and believes they come first. Also the the strongest man on earth both mentally and physically

Fred: Hey did you see Goliath the great's new post about the Armenia and Azerbaijan war.
Teddy: Yeah that man is really calling them out on the war crimes they committed.

Goliath the great by Jumbrozrule04 December 15, 2022

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