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the goat of life 

the coolest goat youll ever meet. met queen.under.pressure and deakythediscobean.
potato: that is a cool goat
bean: its must be *gasp* ITS THE GOAT OF LIFE

The goat of rap 

Person 1 Whos the goat of rap?
Person 2 Yeat. No argument
The goat of rap by yeatlover April 16, 2023

The goat of X 

A user of the site X (formerly known as twitter) who could be named the greatest on the site.
"have you seen @deesucksass? they're the goat of X!"
The goat of X by traxe January 7, 2025

Day of the Goat 

An annual event in which participants wake up at 8 and drink beer all day whilst fasting. At some point in the afternoon goat meat is marinated in Milwaukee's Best Ice and eaten by all of the drunk people. . .it is glorious.

preceded by Day of the Scroat
me: yo Johnny, you know that today is Day of the Scroat?

Johnny Quid: oh sweet bra , that means tomorrow is Day of the Goat

me: sweet
Day of the Goat by sevendemdemi! September 25, 2010

sign of the goat 

Everyone made the Sign of the Goat when Dave Mustane started screaming.

You breed with the mouth of a goat 

You talk dirty when you have sex.

Originates from the idea of goats whispering lewd things in young women and old men's ears.
Castiel: You breed with the mouth of a goat!
One of the Winchesters: Wut?
Castiel: It's funnier in Enochian.