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The Gibboon 

The Gibboon is a clumsy creature, commonly creating akward social situations which ultimately lead to it's humiliation.

These screw-ups, or by the Latin name "Giblunders" can include;
Voice / speech errors.
Countless fumbles (tripping / stumbling).
Breaking, dropping or spilling everything it hopelessly tries to hold on to.
Painful accidents leaving permanent physical and mental damage.
Complete lack of foresight.
General bad luck.

The Gibboon is also known for its immense laziness, becoming out of breath and tired after performing simple day-to-day tasks.
Hey "The Gibboon" is on its way *crash*

Clumsy, clumsy Gibboon
The Gibboon by ROHAI March 21, 2011
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Botted the Gibbon 

A variation on a old theme - alternative for
Screwed the Pooch
Dave really Botted the Gibbon on this years stats!
Botted the Gibbon by Danger Hugo November 21, 2023

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026