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The Aarsheim Complex 

First identified by Sigmund Freud in 1970, the Aarsheim Complex has effected and affected many women and a few men. The Aarsheim Complex is a standard withdrawl symptom resulting from an exposure, even briefly, to a hot guy. First signs of subjection can be spotted just hours after separation from him.
Symptoms can include longing, crying, daydreaming of past and future exposures, wishfully thought sightings, and of course thinking of him while touching yourself.
Wow, she is really suffering from the Aarsheim complex.

The Goldilox Complex

The act in which a person is caught within a continuum involving constant and short periods of sleep in multiple locations.
Brah 1: Yo brah 2! I'm totally in The Goldilox Complex mood today.

Brah 2: What!? You crazy brah 1. I guess I'll totally catch up with you later, thereafter, you are done napping around.

The Bryanna Complex 

When a guy likes a girl, but the girl will never give him the time of day and he knows that he is not good enough for her.
Man, I really like that girl, but she hit me with the Bryanna Complex.
The Bryanna Complex by BBredhead October 3, 2012

The Girlfriend Complex

A behavior demonstrated by males who are a relationship (and more often than not a new relationship). One with the Girlfriend Complex goes out of his way to insert references to his girlfriend in every facet of conversation as a way of asserting dominance over his buddies, friends, or acquaintances.
Jim, who just began a new relationship has a case of the Girlfriend Complex

Buddy: "Wow Jim, I'm liking the new TV, really nice setup you got here."

Jim:"Thanks, yea my girlfriend told me the same thing last night when we were watching a movie. But now that I think about it, I don't think she was referring to the TV."

The Barron complex 

the act of calling everything you see a cock, but you go to your home and fantisize about them all day and which you had one
O god i hate this kid he is the Barron complex

The Reality Complex 

"The Reality Complex" is an elicitation of the mind when one realizes modernity and adaptation to any inhabitance or condition is why they follow current society. The population whom are affected by this may cause havoc and malfeasance, such as homicide whenever contradicted with on whether they like of their interests.
A commonplace synonym to, "The Reality Complex" can be as anything basic as a cognitive infection. People may gain symptoms such as mental deficiency, confusion between homophone spellings, as well as meaningless pictures of food and wine on Instagram.
Person A.) I'm going to Trickshot and Hashtag the whole world until it's a pestering epidemic!

Person B.) O', "The Reality Complex", why do you still bear to exist?

Person C.) whats worse is that were portions of text youre a ideit.

Person B.) What's worse is your carcinogen-producing grammar.