The Bickler 

The Shocker in it's perfect form.

The Bickler is when one boldly goes where few have gone before... in style.

To commit The Bickler, one must follow the general act of The Shocker (two in the pink, one in the stink), with one key factor added. One must enact The Shocker in the most awkward and inappropriate way, giving no notice to the recipient whatsoever.

Guy 1: "Dude, why did that girl run out of your room screaming last night?"

Guy 2: "I tried The Bickler and..."

Guy 1: "Say no more.

The Bickler by Neoterist March 20, 2012

buying the bickle 

buying the bickle is when you're purchasing a piece of merchandise/food/any item that was referenced or in some way involved in a piece of media. the term comes from a /k/ poster buying the travis bickle hidden gun mechanism seen in Taxi Driver

"did you see Jerry's new beemer?"
"yeah...he was riding it around while wearing the Drive jacket...talk about buying the bickle"

buying the bickle by sneedp May 25, 2022

The Bickle 

The belief that females do not exist.

Female: Wow that was a great night.

The Bickle: Ryan, I just had the best wank.

Female: What we had sex!

The Bickle: Ryan, you hear that?

The Bickle by Senior Ha June 14, 2011

Bickering over the blue sky

When someone invents spurious arguments or seeks disharmony through contradiction or exageration with the sole aim of annoying the other relentlessly.

The wish to constantly upset the other using any verbal means possible.

It is the endlessness of the antagonism that elevates it above a mere Arguvate, Hissy Fit or Tantrum.

Example 1
Tourist: "Look at the yellow sand we are walking on!"
Young Woman: "What sand?"
Tourist: "The sand we are walking on!!!"
Young Woman: "That's not sand, it's beach soil... and it's not yellow!"
Tourist: "Please... don't start Bickering over the Blue Sky with me"
Young Woman: "I'm not!"

Example 2
Friend: "How was your holiday?"
Tourist: "Terrible... we Bickered over the blue sky for 2 weeks solid"
Friend: "Sorry Bro... sounds like she didn't want to be with you"

Bickering over the blue sky by Alt Dot October 2, 2010

The Canadian Moose Buckler 

A sexual act most commonly seen in heterosexual couples. The male begins by positioning himself in all fours. The female then proceeds to get behind the male, grab his erect penis from the back, bring it towards her, and point his head 45 degrees distally away from his body and towards her. The female then proceeds to mount the males erect penis and continually “ride” him until completion or satisfaction.

Hey Steve, whatever happened with you and Tiffany last night? Tiffany and I left the party and spent the night together. She gave me the Canadian Moose Buckler. It was great.

The Canadian Moose Buckler by mmaest24 October 11, 2022