The Baker

A man who takes the privilege of a girl's (or girls') first cream pie.

That man must be a baker with that smile.

I am gonna go to the bakery today.

My boyfriend was the baker for me.

My mom says that she LOVES her baker! I want one too!

by xx69_Seth Rogen_69xx March 24, 2013

The Baker

To blow something out, whilst having one arm extended to the sky

He used the baker method to clear out the smoke detector

by SullyGSXR March 21, 2021

The Baker

Similiar to the Bill Cosby where the guy shits on a person's chest and uses his penis to rub it all over their body.

"Hey CShep, you just gave The Baker to Frosty!"

"Beadle came into Room 912 and before he knew it, they had given him The Baker."

by Cock Jockey March 24, 2007

The Baker

The act of jizzing into a condom, then sneekily cuting off the tip of the semen recepticle. Then proceeding to squeeze out the spooge (preferably on partners face) like a baker frosts a cake.

Did you hear about Aaron pulling the baker on some random girl he met?

I totally pulled the baker on her!

by evilnapsterguy December 14, 2008

The Baker

The act of putting flour on one's penis prior to sexual intercourse because the vagina is too sticky, much like a baker puts flour on his/her hands to keep from sticking to the dough.

I had to give my girlfriend The Baker when we ran out of lubricant.

by CryoMan April 13, 2011

The Baker

The last remaining zombie of the level in Call of Duty zombies; or the most worthless person in your workplace; Someone who goes out of their way to cock block you.

Dude you killed the baker too soon you fucked us; or God damnit who invited the baker.

by 12341234512341234 July 05, 2011

The Baker

When you have sex with a girl who has a yeast infection, and you put your "loaf of bread" in her "oven" and let the bread rise

Alexis has a yeast infection, so I'll be playing The Baker tonight

by djhellalow February 17, 2015