Kentucky Thumb

The act of inserting one's thumb into "bleeding" / "open" cavity of oneself.

Hey Becky, I know it's that time of the month and I was wondering if you would settle for the

"Kentucky Thumb" tonight?

by Clydex May 20, 2021

The Kentucky Thumb

The Kentucky thumb is used to plug gaping holes in jugular veins of Kentucky people after a firearm detonation.

My .50Cal blew up and I had to use The Kentucky Thumb to keep me alive on the way to the hospital.

by Dorkydog May 20, 2021

kentucky thumb

When your boom stick booms the wrong way, and you have to stick your thumb inside the whole in your neck.

Did you see the new ak-50?

Ya right before the Kentucky thumb.

by Lemomlimepie6 May 21, 2021

Kentucky Thumb

The act of shoving your thumb into an ovulating female, right at the point of orgasm.

“Gosh, I wish I was having a heavy flow. Ricky gives the best Kentucky Thumb.”

by DougGimmiedome May 20, 2021

Kentucky thumb

When you have a girl in doggy and you put your thumb in her ass and press hard inside.

Bro that girl last night was freaky, I gave her the Kentucky thumb and she loved it.

by Don’t_worry May 21, 2021

Kentucky thumb

As defined by the AK guy, a life-saving thumb that enters your jugular to stop yourself from bleeding out after firing an over-powdered .50 caliber SLAP round which explodes your bolt action Serbu RN-50. This thumb is necessary to saving your life since a fragment of the exploding bolt action rifle has lacerated your jugular, so without your Kentucky Thumb you would've die on the interstate driving to the nearest hospital as your father speeds past triple digits in your Silverado

Oh damn babe, look at that Kentucky thumb! you can come over to my place later ;)

by Sliding Bandit May 21, 2021

Kentucky thumb

Kentucky thumb, the act of blowing your firearm up with an old army round and inserting your thumb into the wound to stop the bleeding

Did you see the AK-50?
Ya right before the Kentucky thumb.

by Lemomlimepie6 May 21, 2021