When it feels like you've gotten rid of 5 pounds of crap, only to look and see it was only an ounce or so.
"I'd swear I just dumped a 5 pound loaf, but there's barely a slice in there..must be a craptical illusion."
by OhDoktor May 31, 2013
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Someone that's always on the phone, and yet you can never seem to find him.

Not unless it's Monday !!
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by FridgeRanger August 18, 2017
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