1. A large amphibious land animal, looking like a fat, gray, leathery horse. They have a huge mouth with missing teeth and a foul temper. Do not approach or feed.
2. A fat woman dressing up in clothes several sizes to small. Do not approach of feed.
2. A fat woman dressing up in clothes several sizes to small. Do not approach of feed.
1. "And now we see the hippo in their natural habitat..."
2. "God damn, that bitch is a right hippo!"
2. "God damn, that bitch is a right hippo!"
by Mr Ben February 9, 2005
An overweight hippy.
No way I'm taking home that hippo. She reeks of patchouli and probably hasn't shaved her bush since the 90s.
by Almanaseer January 21, 2008
When you are in a hot spring and drop dong and float around on your stomach with only your head and your butt showing above the water.
by the_jamin_rock November 6, 2017
A really epic guy who can paddle like a mother fucker and make you the happiest person ever....a hippo's advice is the most valid advice someone could recieve. Someone that doesnt realize how good of a person he is. Doesnt realize how many people look up to him, and would do anything for him. A best friend, an older brother, life-long friend.
Danny is a hippo!
by Monkey girls January 24, 2009
hippo is a nickname you give someone who is a complete hypocrite. they preech to you about something so uncool so intensly, and do that exact uncool thing. this nick works even better if they're starting to grow a double chin
by SpotMaster April 12, 2007
Another word for hypocrite, as in some douchebong saying for example "You're bothering someone so why do you keep bothering them?" And they end up doing that like 5 seconds later.
Twathead 1: -Plucks someone in the head over and over.
Someone: "Quit it!" D:
Hippo: "Stop hitting that guy!" -While plucking someone else over and over.
Someone: "Quit it!" D:
Hippo: "Stop hitting that guy!" -While plucking someone else over and over.
by Nobu_Michi June 18, 2010
HIPPO
Hot In Profile Picture Only
When a girl or boy seems attractive in their default profile picture (Myspace, Facebook, etc) but further investigation proves otherwise.
Hot In Profile Picture Only
When a girl or boy seems attractive in their default profile picture (Myspace, Facebook, etc) but further investigation proves otherwise.
1. Whoa, I thought she was bangin, but she was a HIPPO.
Dude, those HIPPOs be mad tricky.
2. Do you think she's a HIPPO?
Check her other pics man!
I can't, they're blocked!
Dude, those HIPPOs be mad tricky.
2. Do you think she's a HIPPO?
Check her other pics man!
I can't, they're blocked!
by Cascade117 December 14, 2010