A Fail Guild is an association of people under a "Guild Tag" in the game World of Warcraft that contains players of a disreputable sort. To qualify as a "fail guild," a guild must first be very badly behaved (publicly racist or homophobic), have members that have ninja'd a guild bank on another server, and all members must be defensive and condone their other members' asshat behavior. No amount of epics, raid progression, or well spoken players in a guild can remove the stain of asshatery that denotes a guild to "fail".
Mysteria on Baelgun was a Fail Guild
Sectum Et Impera on Muradin was a Fail Guild

by QwikofMuradin February 5, 2009
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A humongous man that has a crippling addiction to animals
*throws up* nathan guilds.
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A short man who is on a power trip to compensate for the fact that nobodys likes him... Hes shops at the build-a-bear
Hey guys, looks at lollipop guild... he is so short
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A series of Google Groups and Forums started way back in 2005. They currently reside at http://procrastination.ipbfree.com/ , although the forum is largely dead, do to a move from a different forum hoster that didn't go over well.
The Procrastination Guild's many achievements include a gift shop, and the critically acclaimed title of "The Greatest Thing To Ever Happen, Ever".
Cpt. Amazing is a better poster that ihavnoclue on the Procrastination Guild
by Cpt. Amazing July 11, 2008
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1) A pathetic clan on TAO that wants to become no. 1, but is to powerhungry to do so. Picks on noobs all the time since they fear that people will find out that they really do suck.

2) Is also a clan that gives free gold accounts since Haldavid is rich.
1) Geez, not again. Looks like the Slayers Guild is here. That clan sucks so much. Can't the just leave us all alone?

2) Join SG. get a double gold account. Lose all your respect.
by TAO February 11, 2004
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