A measure of distance defined by inconveniences along the way. This can range from environmental factors such as rain, wind or simply the amount of hotels or pubs that turn you away.

Person who have big pener

A ugly cart of meat, usually very smelly and obnoxious and is a complete minger.

verb

To successfully take advantage of someone sexually, usually without direct invitation. Often the victim is higher up the hotness scale then the perpetrator.

More often than not the perpetrators are female and in most cases the victim is too indifferent, drunk or polite to put a stop to it.

To smoke the vast majority of bowl of methamphetamine in one hit, usually in the presence and much to the dismay of the other tweakers in the cipher.

Someone who is always coming, and refers to him/herself as a pink donut with rainbow sprinkles